House Rules

Me' House Rules

Behaviour like that Left, could result in as shown Right....You have been Warned !!!!!

	No Murdering, Stabbing or bludgeoning allowed....Unless provoked....
	No Battlemechs allowed in the Bar....were still clearing up from the last one....
	No Firearms over 2 Gigawatt equivalent allowed....Unless Ye' have a license.... provided by me at very reasonable cost....
	Illegally parked Battlemechs will be towed away or Leg clamped....Small fine payable to me for recovery....
	All acts of Murder, Rape or Thievery on the premises will result in payment of a small fine, payable to me....
	No Pets to be brought into me' establishment....Unless they be a licensed Parrot....Parrot licenses available at small cost....from me....
	The proprietors word is final....especially if Ye' accuse me of cheating....!!!

Note: Any complaints or arguments against the Management should in the first instance be taken up with the Head Bouncer Big Kev, who can be found in the main Parking area...Piloting the rather Large gray colored Mechkiller Tank.......