If You've Got the Thirst......We can Quench It......Whatever youre Tastes....

the best Grog served anywhere, Just for you....From the Coldest Beers and Ales, to the Fieriest Spirits (distilled right here on the premises !!! )....or if you're of a more refined 'bent', why not try one of our System famous Cocktails served in the Crooked Mech Lounge and Karaoke Bar.....Our legendary Barman, and Ex-Pirate, Masters Mate Quigley, can (when sober) mix you any known Drink or Cocktail......