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At Chez Franks Bistro.

(Just look at Fat Frank) ------>

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Try the House Specials prepared by Fat Frank, Ships Cook for 30 Years "...and never lost a customer.....yet..."   Mouth watering dishes Just like yer Dear Old Mum Used to make........

Mechwarriors Red Hot Vindaloo Meat Curry....Just don't ask what type of meat it is....

Ring Sting Chili....Keep a Toilet roll cooled in the fridge for the next morning....

Haggis Supreme....House favorite of all You ethnically challenged Caledonian types....

Ratatouie Surprise....the surprise being it's made from real corn fed Rats....