Management Notice:  There's a story going around that we water down the Drinks….this is Not true….if it were then we’d also be charging you for the Water….(‘the Management’).

Lost: Will the person who stole the ER PPC from Big Kev the Bouncers tank, Please return it as he’s a bit ‘annoyed’….(p.s. there will be no retribution against the thief….Honest !!)….(‘the Management’).

Wanted:  Pedigree Male African Grey Parrot, in ‘Full working order’ for Breeding purposes….contact Masters Mate Quigley in the Bar with details….(MM Quigley).

For Sale: Veteran second hand Archer Battlemech (see picture below), in good working order….will require some new components such as Main Reactor and Stabilizer Gyro….Good Combat history and Weapons loadout, including brand new ER PPC….this Mech is sold ‘as seen’….contact ‘Honest Petes' Used Mechs’ for details….(Honest Pete).