If yer' tooo Drunk to make it back to you're Barracks, then see below....

after a Hard nights Drinking, Gambling and Carousing...why not spend the night in one of our many luxury bungalows.....Free Battlemech Parking space, Comfortable Hammocks.....Flush Toilets.....Reasonable rates.....payable to me !!!

Remember - Drunk Piloting a Battlemech is a Serious Offence !!!!